I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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