Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i will never coherently bang her
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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