a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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