I'm jealous of your bromance
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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