I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have fence marks all over my body
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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