he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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