I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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