ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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