she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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