But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
last night I used snow as a chaser
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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