I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
