i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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