she was so not down for the gang bang
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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