ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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