Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Acid is not a monday night drug
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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