1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
