do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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