It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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