i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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