had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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