we're blogging at a bar
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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