Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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