Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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