she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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