a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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