we're blogging at a bar
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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