I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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