Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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