I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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