Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We need a shit load of segways right now
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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