Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so let's talk penis.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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