I heard we made out
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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