they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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