I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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