he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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