as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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