He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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