Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize