I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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