I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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