I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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