He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Randomize
