I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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