He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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