explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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