idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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