ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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