So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
