I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
