Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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