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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?

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  I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!

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• (716): View more from New York

  I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious

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