the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up