The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.