it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
