My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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