I got chris browned last night
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
