take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
