i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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