he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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