why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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