the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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