i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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