On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
How naked do you want me to be?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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